“Be not a slave of your own past – plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep, and swim far, so you shall come back with self respect, with new power, with an advanced experience, that shall explain and overlook the old.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think what Ralph is trying to say is… it’s time to move out of my parents’ basement.
Sometimes growing up blows. Well, growing up is fine, it’s the rent and bills that blow. Rent can EAT IT.
I’m looking forward to living with Pammy, though. If she ever comes back to town. Pammy: are you back in the Ozarks again? What the hell for? Also: get a cell phone.