Iceberg! Right Ahead!

“Be not a slave of your own past – plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep, and swim far, so you shall come back with self respect, with new power, with an advanced experience, that shall explain and overlook the old.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think what Ralph is trying to say is… it’s time to move out of my parents’ basement.

Sometimes growing up blows. Well, growing up is fine, it’s the rent and bills that blow. Rent can EAT IT.

I’m looking forward to living with Pammy, though. If she ever comes back to town. Pammy: are you back in the Ozarks again? What the hell for? Also: get a cell phone.

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2 responses to “Iceberg! Right Ahead!

  1. Ronny Louvre

    We here at Parres Industries have determined by scientiferous deductivity and painstaking seconds of research and conjecture that Pammy does not, in fact, actually exist.
We appreciate your business.
~Ronny Louvre
CEO

  2. Kevo

    The myth of the Pammy was created in 713 A.D.
by the Cherokee to explain a solar eclipse.
Pammy came to mean the shadow of all things.
When the shadows don’t like what you
are doing they will claim back their identity.
This was used mainly as a way to convince
children to pick up their toys inside the
teepee.

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