The hottest thing to hit Michigan in years is apparently Detroit Booty.
It’s kind of hard to describe Detroit Booty.
The beats are pretty dope, and there’s a lot of room for DJs to… okay, you know what? I have no idea what I’m talking about. But I DO know that it evolved from Chicago House. And basically, it’s house and hip hop except instead of rapping, they just pick one choice lyric, a la Parliament or techno, and repeat it over and over. It sounds a lot like “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”, if you know what I’m talking about. Some choice selections include:
“Hennessey and Coke”
“I Wanna Go Down”
“Throw (Dick at These Hoes)”
“Pump on the Floor”
And don’t forget the classic:
“If You Ride In My Truck, Bitch We’re Gonna Fuck” (which TSGoC is playing right now to “set the mood”. Thanks, TSGoC)
I’m not joking when I say Detroit Booty is hot. They play this shit on the RADIO. During LUNCH. DeTROIT!
Last night I got a stern lecture from TSGoC and Marty because I confused the song “Ass and Titties” with “Titties and Ass”.
Oh, hold up: TSGoC wants me to add that Detroit Booty is “strictly ladies choice”. Eh.