Cloud Mine

All right, I lied. I do have a boyfriend. But not a boyfriend in the “we go out to dinner and the movies” kind of way.

I mean the “I have his poster on my wall and I giggle when he’s on the TV and I am thirteen OMG he’s 2 cute” way*.

I haven’t reacted like this to a boy on the TV since I was ten and I saw Eddie Furlong in Terminator 2. He was in Aerosmith’s “Living on the Edge” video and I taped it and watched it like 800 times.

That is exactly what I want to do with Madonna’s new videos, because she has a back-up dancer who is honestly the hottest guy I have ever seen in my life. He’s the guy dancing in the restaurant in “Hung Up”. He’s also the crappy boyfriend in “Sorry”, so he is obviously my type.

He goes by the name “Cloud” and he wears a tiny little vest.

I don’t even care; that’s how hot he is.

I mean, my favorite cloud IS the Funnel Cloud. Je-sus.

When Madonna performed at the Grammy’s, the first thing I did was look to see if he was dancing behind her. He was. And then I hugged myself, and then I passed out.

You guys, I watch VH1’s Top Twenty Countdown just to see him. I am really committed to this relationship. And I’m not alone… when I googled around to see who he was, I found like 20 extensive fansites, made by everyone from teen girls to grown men (which just proves that Cloud is Universal). So I’m not the Swimfan-iest fan of the bunch, but still. If he ever read this entry, he’d probably look something like this:

Oh, Cloud. I am so very hung up on you.

*I don’t really have his poster on my wall. But if anyone knows where to get one, feel free to help a girl out.

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