I’ve been sitting here trying to think of a title, and then I got distracted by like eight things. I’m sorry. Let’s move on.
Guess who couldn’t fall asleep and was up ALL NIGHT?
Guess who finished wrapping Christmas presents at 3am, did her laundry at 4, watched the sunrise and rocked out to Bow Wow on MTV at six in the mornin’*?
That’s okay, because now I have the whole day to relax, and I’ll definitely fall asleep early tonight. Hopefully. I’m assuming. Maybe I will hang my stockings by the chimney with extra eggnog on this night before Christmas.
I am kicking Christmas’s ASS this year and it’s not even here yet**. Work was awesome on Friday – we had our annual Christmas party and I got to be the Santa photographer. I also got to wear reindeer ears all day.
Coolest presents I got:
* A treasure box with 60 $1 coins to celebrate the company’s 60th anniversary
* A ginormous peppermint stick, awesomely called “The North Pole”
* A bubbly foot spa from Vee! For my hurt foot! I love Vee!
Favorite presents I bought:
* Ripley’s Believe It Or Not for Tony
* Walkie Talkies for Warren
* Robot Puppy for Sarah
I would think of something funny to end this with, but c’mon. I am on zero sleep. What more do you want from me? Anyways, have a Merry Christmas, everybzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
*He is just the cutest thing ever, isn’t he?
**I may be dead tired, but I DO know that I should have typed “Christmas’ “. It just looked weird without the ‘s’. I like it better this way. An extra ‘S’ for Sleepy. Merry Christmas.
Secretly Stephie 
After reading a few posts, I understand why this thing is more popular than … um, more popular than my blog, anyway (I was hoping to come up with something clever there, but decided I shouldn’t waste more time at work). The McDonald’s thing was hilarious. Anyway, it was great to see you at Ron’s and I hope you’re doing well otherwise. Hope it’s not as long before the next time we see each other.
Yeah, it was great to see you, too! I love my annual “bumping into Joe”. You should visit more often. Hit me up on Friendster (or a rotary phone, or by telegram or whatever old-fashioned thing you are still using). And congrats on the job!