Him: God, this is incredible.
Him: It’s like massaging my knee. It fits on it perfectly. SO much better than the bottle of rum.
Me: Dude, frozen peas are the best. I told you.
Him: So how long am I supposed to do this?
Me: Well, they say you should ice it down for about 20 minutes, but you’re wearing jeans so –
Him: Who are ‘they’?
Me: You know, sites about knee injuries and stuff.
Him: That’s so awesome. Did they say to get the kind with onions, or…
Him: You know, a particular brand?
Me: It wasn’t specifically about peas, man. Just ice.
Him: Oooo-ooooh. (Proceeds to die laughing with me.)