It’s finally happened…
My life has finally gotten to the point where you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
You just wouldn’t.
I mean, my god. I think Jen put it best when she said (for completely unrelated reasons): “There’s always 2009.”
If you can’t say anything nice, link to other sites that will. Is that how it goes? It is today.
These sites make me happy and I hope they make you happy, too:
WANDERFUL: Frank’s friend Katie and her boyfriend Mark are on this magical sponsored road trip across the country. I love their stories, I love their photography and most of all I love their little dog, Mister. I will add a special link to their http://wanderful.us/?p=673 entry just for Janet. Seriously, I’m living vicariously through these two at the moment. It’s the funnest.
UPSIDEDOWN DOGS: Don’t overthink it. Just put your mouse over it and click. You can thank me later.
BRUCE TRIED SUICIDE: The other day, J reminded me of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketch. I imagine if I ever tried to kill myself, the results would be just as awkward. And probably as funny to other people. Whatever. I love it.
IDAHO SALLY: A sad (re: awesome) twitter account featuring homemaker Sally and her baby, Remmington.
THE WORST DATE OF ALL TIME PART ONE and PART TWO: A few years ago, someone asked me out to dinner and stood me up to take his ex-girlfriend fishing.* I thought that was bad, but Patrick Walsh has me beat. Especially part two. Holy crap.
CRAZY 4 CULT: Seriously mesmerizing artwork based on cult movies like Heathers, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure and The Shining. Worth the credit card debt if that’s how you got it.
THIS SITE: Because it reminds me that people, at least collectively, can be totally hilarious when we put our minds to it.
EDITED TO ADD: Omfggggggg there’s a brand new Two Rude Dudes! And it’s amazing.
So there you have it: fun sites to visit. Just promise you’ll come back?
*I kind of thought it was hilarious, especially his explanation: “Well, you weren’t supposed to find out.” Solid gold! He’s friends with the boy who just dumped me and the boy who almost killed me on the highway, which makes me think they’ve all been planning this from the beginning.
(They have nothing to do with the stuff you wouldn’t believe, as far as I know. AS FAR AS I KNOW.)