Hot For The Osmonds

You guys, I have five tiny little boners in my heart. Adorable heart boners. In matching outfits.

FUN FACT: The Osmonds f*#&ing rocked.

For further evidence that they rocked and were totally hot, check out Crazy Horses. (PHILOSOPHICAL SIDENOTE: if a YouTube video is “embedding disabled”, does it really exist?)

I’ve been trying to spread the gospel of The Osmonds and their, like, three rocking songs for a week now.

Pandy and I have crushes on all of them (hold ME tight, Merrill), but we both agreed that in the above video, Donnie Osmond reminds us of Shane from The L Word. This fact confuses us in about ten thousand different ways that our bodies do not understand, and it drags up a lot of old issues that he and I promised to never mention again.

P.S. I saw Paul Simon tonight!!! He sang “Mrs. Robinson”!! Wheeee!!!

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Filed under Pop Goes The Culture, TA/OA Confession

2 responses to “Hot For The Osmonds

  1. Frank

    “You guys, I have five tiny little boners in my heart. Adorable heart boners. In matching outfits.” I love you and hate myself for not reading this blog more often, i thoroughly enjoy it every time i do.

  2. LOL, well now there’s an extra heart boner in there… for you. Thanks Frank!

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