Jeff: Fritos make your breath gross.
Stephie: I just ate a ding dong for the first time in years
Stephie: and it was pretty disappointing
Jeff: I just ate a ding dong for the first time in years and it was pretty disappointing – is my new favorite sentence you’ve ever said.
Jeff: I want that on a plaque.
Stephie: Let’s have Debbie embroider it on a pillow.*
Jeff: im calling her now
Jeff: she’s a go
Jeff: bring a pillow in monday
Jeff: This quote is going to make you famous.
*Normally this sentence would be infringing on clam territory, but we are surrounded by people who actually have this in their job description.
Also if Pat had waited an extra week before dumping me, he would’ve been the proud owner of a pillow embellished with his favorite quote ever, “Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!” Sucks to be him!